Have those Verizon FiOS ads been dogging Comcast CEO Ted Harbert? Not likely, since the former E! chief has been off canoodling with E!'s Chelsea Lately Handler. While the ads may resemble "Mac vs. PC" commercials (there's no question that the FiOS guy is better looking than the cable guy), Ted has it all over Ivan Seidenberg.
We are individuals with a weakness for a touch of gray at the temples, and who evidently watch far too much Animal Planet. We seek only to admire these magnificent specimens of middle age in their natural habitat.
Rise up and throw off your Just for Men, gentlemen! And to anyone who is offended by our objectification of the historically minimized constituency that is older males, we say: bite us. Hard. Rowr.
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