Breaking: Sen. Ensign admits to affairwith a campaign staffer, of all the clichés. I guess the Staff Ass (and really, aren’t they all?) in question couldn’t resist running their hand through that silvery pelt…
I believe this was all a setup to get that pig snouted Haley Barbour in charge of the GOP governors. If Barber had his way all the poor and disabled would be out on the street with no resources. God help us all.
We are individuals with a weakness for a touch of gray at the temples, and who evidently watch far too much Animal Planet. We seek only to admire these magnificent specimens of middle age in their natural habitat.
Rise up and throw off your Just for Men, gentlemen! And to anyone who is offended by our objectification of the historically minimized constituency that is older males, we say: bite us. Hard. Rowr.
I believe this was all a setup to get that pig snouted Haley Barbour in charge of the GOP governors. If Barber had his way all the poor and disabled would be out on the street with no resources. God help us all.
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