It may be that time in the international football community to purchase and trade players, but it's definitely not the time for Inter Milan to consider a new head coach. Sorry Zlatan Ibrahimovic - no more silver fox for you!
We are individuals with a weakness for a touch of gray at the temples, and who evidently watch far too much Animal Planet. We seek only to admire these magnificent specimens of middle age in their natural habitat.
Rise up and throw off your Just for Men, gentlemen! And to anyone who is offended by our objectification of the historically minimized constituency that is older males, we say: bite us. Hard. Rowr.
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