Dr. Drew Pinsky: Helping Us With That Rash

Dr. Drew Pinsky: Caller one, you're next on LoveLine.

Caller: Hello Dr. Drew, this is OutFoxed at SFOTD. I'm concerned because every single time I see a picture of you I get this strange sensation and growth in my nether regions. Can you help me?

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Ira Glass, the Left's better looking Rush Limbaugh

OK, any comparison between Ira and Rush is not at all fair. One is a bloated, pill-popping, black-shirt-with-the-top-THREE-buttons-unbuttoned-wearing ideologue. The other just soothes away life's pains with pleasant stories on NPR. Today's SFOTD features sensual tufts of graying hair, erotic Mad Men-esque glasses, that killer smile, and mmmmm don't even get me started on his extra large...microphone... Are we on the air?